Wow

I didn't laugh once... Was this supposed to be funny?

Excellent!

Man, I wish I knew how to do this kind of stuff with Flash... I would do something along these lines... That is, combining various elements from vintage games to create a new game, and add some of my own humor and what not... There is so much potential! Too bad I'm lazy! :P Anyways, this was REALLY good, even though I didn't finish it... I'll give it a shot again later... Oh, and here's a little secret cheat for those of you having trouble getting past the Golden Axe stage- Right click and go to Play, it will skip the stage and take you to the final boss!

Aww man!

I spent hours playing this game, and I got so far, only to accidently close the window! Argh!! Now I'm left with blue balls... Haha, just kiddin ;) Great game, I wish I could have actually gotten to the sex part... :\

AAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!

YOU GUYS OWN!!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YES!!!! YES!!!!!!!